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The legendary crypto frog
$69,420 BTC PRICE* *trust me bro
∞ BEERS CONSUMED
0% FINANCIAL ADVICE
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THE GAME

An Endless Runner Through The Bear Market

SCORE 0 ₿
STATUS SOBER
LIVES ❤️❤️❤️

READY TO HOP?

Classic Side-Scroller Action

SPACE Jump
↑ / W Also Jump

📱 On mobile? Tap anywhere on the game to jump!

🐸 Double jump to reach higher gains!

₿ Collect Bitcoin for massive scores

🍺 Beer = higher jumps + wobbly vision

💎 Diamond Hands = temporary invincibility

👁️ Laser Eyes = stylish destruction

⚡ Halving = 2X point multiplier

⚠️ Avoid 🐻 Bears, 📉 Crashes, and 👔 Gary!

REKT

0 SATS COLLECTED

Pro tip: Time your jumps, collect 💎 for invincibility!

TOP DEGENS

1 SATOSHI 999,999 ₿
2 VITALIK 420,069 ₿
3 DEGEN_FROG 69,420 ₿

TOKENOMICS

100% Legit. Definitely Not a Rug.

$FROG
50% - Dev's Beer Fund
25% - "Marketing" (Twitter Bots)
15% - Liquidity (Trust Me)
10% - Actual Development LOL

⚠️ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ⚠️

This is satire. Please don't actually invest in random frog coins. Or do. We're not your dad.

ROADMAP

Ambitious Plans. Questionable Execution.

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Q1 2025 - "The Birth"

  • ✅ Create frog meme
  • ✅ Launch website at 3am
  • ✅ Post "gm" on Twitter
  • ✅ Drink celebratory beer
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Q2 2025 - "The Grind"

  • 🔄 Build game (you're playing it!)
  • 🔄 Acquire more beer
  • ⏳ Get verified on Twitter
  • ⏳ Still not financial advice
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Q3 2025 - "Moon Soon™"

  • 📍 Token launch (jk... unless?)
  • 📍 NFT collection of drunk frogs
  • 📍 Partnership with a brewery
  • 📍 Probably still poor
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Q4 2025 - "The Lambo Phase"

  • 🌙 Buy island
  • 🌙 Frog sanctuary
  • 🌙 World domination
  • 🌙 Wake up from dream